Friday, 17 October 2008

Lazy Housewifery 101

I am getting into this whole lazy housewife stuff. I have found a few more shortcuts that I would just LOVE to share with you.

Make sure you have ugly brown tiled floors. This way you can go months without mopping the floors and nobody will notice or even care.

Forget bleaching.... just leave your whites out in the scorching sun for 4 days. That will always do the trick. Just don't try it with your darks - you will have to go shopping for new clothes (hmmm maybe not such a bad idea).

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