Sunday, 6 February 2011

Toilet Humour

Dal clogged the toilet in our bathroom tonight.  In his defense... the drains are old and they get blocked easily.

I walked past LQ in her bed on my way to her bathroom this evening.  She called out to me, "what are doing mummy?"

"I'm just going to the toilet, LQ"

"mmrrrfmffhrh?"

"LQ I can't hear you, just wait until I've finished?"

"mmmrrraffmhsh?"

"LQ just wait!  I'm almost finished"

"YOU DOING WEE WEES MUMMY?"

"Yes LQ, wee wees"

"NO POO POOS?  JUST WEE WEES?"

"Yes LQ, just wee wees"

"NO POO POOS MUMMY?"

"LQ, leave me alone.  I'm all done!"

And once again I am reminded that it is LQ's duty to know every detail of what's happening in my life.

3 comments:

DeNae said...

What I can't figure out is why you think you have to tell her! "I'm immunizing homeless children, dear" works just as well as "I'm going wee wees", you know!

Ev said...

it's worse when they ask you that question in a jam packed public rest room at the top of their lungs. Fun times!

Stephen and Chernoa said...

AHHHH i don't look forward to that:/ hope your doing great helen:)