I googled "How do I run away from my child?" today.
It turns out Google isn't so helpful with this question. Not one person even had a thought that the parent and not the child might be the one looking to run away. Pages upon pages of helpful websites telling me what to do if my child runs away, if I'm having problems with a run away child or if I suspect my child will run away shortly.
Do you think LQ suspects I want to run away from her? I'll check my Google history to make sure.
Stupid Google. Now I'm stuck at home with a kid that's been sick for three weeks and it's all YOUR fault.