Thursday, 18 February 2010

The Naked Chef

It sounded like lots of pots being thrown around and then silence.

Silence is never good.

I decided I had better investigate.

My naked chef had set up her mixing bowl, cracked a few eggs and started mixing her eggs. All by herself.

Then she thought it was a good idea to weigh her mixture.

By then I was just curious to see what would happen next so I let her keep going. Out came the chopping board, ham and a butter knife.

My naked chef

How well cracked is this egg?



weighing the eggs

Chopping the ham

I guess she just really liked her ham and cheese omelet that we made for lunch.


Ev said...

lol cute

Miriam said...

Man, your kitchen is TIDY. Awesome blog.
At least you know that in about 5 years time she'll be able to make you breakfast all by herself! At our house we are working on the "ask mummy first" side of things. Oh, and the clean kitchen. Sigh.

Hel said...

Miriam... you didn't get to see the OTHER side of the kitchen ;D. I'm not sure if Isabel understands "asking first" and I'm not holding out much hope that it's going to happen soon. I'll reciprocate your Sigh.

DeNae said...

This is extremely cute. When they're two.

Maree Rose said...

Cooking naked is the only way to go. Isabel is a smart girl to pick that up so soon hahaha. This is priceless!

Adrienne said...

Haha, that's wonderful!

Steph @ Diapers and Divinity said...

I can totally see a future show for her when the Food Network and Spike TV merge. She'll be a ratings magnet.

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